Gwyneth Paltrow Has Baby Boy...

Reports are circulating that Gwyneth Paltrow had a scheduled C-section over the weekend and that she and Chris Martin are now proud parents of a baby boy. As some may recall, Paltrow recently announced that she would be naming her son Mortimer.

Apple and Mortimer. Thank goodness they'll be wealthy enough to get the therapy they'll need later.

Update: People Magazine reports that the baby has been named Moses. Well.. gee, that's uhh better?