David Spade Speaks..

when asked about Heather Locklear (who he has recently been romantically linked to) Spade replied: "She's still nursing the knife wound in her back." See the video here

For those who haven't turned a television on this week, It was recently revealed that Denise Richards, who was a close friend to Heather Locklear is dating Locklears ex, Richie Sambora.

Kevin Costner Named in Hotel Sex Scandal

In a complaint filed against the Old Course Hotel in St. Andrews, a former employee reveals that Kevin Costner grabbed her while she was giving him a massage, dropped his towel and masturbated.

"It was disgusting and, even though he was a Hollywood superstar, I couldn't believe he thought he could get away with something like that," .... "Kevin Costner abused me and I considered that a criminal act. When I was giving his wife a massage afterwards, I wanted to tell her everything."

The spa worker claims that her complaints to the hotel were ignored and that she was fired without justification.

The hotel and complainant have reached a settlement.

Michelle Rodriguez Blames Steroids..

Rodriguez is blaming her recent drunk driving arrest on the steroids she has been taking for allergies, claiming that they make her manic.

"I personally am thankful that I was stopped because of the fact that I didn't acknowledge my own behaviour and how sporadic it was until all hell broke loose in my life."While in court, Rodriguez also asked the judge to take into consideration that she only got her driver's license seven years ago, so she could do a "car racing movie" and that "all of my driving experience started and was acquired from a car racing school".The actress claims she's "lost everything" because of her drunken driving arrest and had to sell her house and car to help pay for legal costs. When asked why she chose jail time over 240 hours of community service, she said, "I kind of have to go back to my life, go back to making some money. This sort of gave me a hard hit." PR-Inside

Rosie Expected to Replace Vieira on The View

Extra is reporting that Rosie O'Donnell will be the replacement for Merideth Vieira. ABC officials have declined comment but Insiders are saying that there could be an official announcement as early as Friday on the show.

Britney Spears Pregnant

After going back and forth for what seems like forever it sounds like Spears may actually be pregnant after all. US Weekly is reporting that she showed up pool side at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, "sporting a red bikini and a serious bump".

Paula Abdul and Ryan Seacrest Not Speaking..

or maybe it's just Ryan Seacrest not speaking to Paula Abdul. Who knows, they can't even agree if they like each other. In a recent interview with People magazine Seacrest said: "It's awkward. I don't know what the deal is. It's very awkward," Asked if he was speaking to Abdul, Seacrest answered: "No."

Meanwhile Abdul in return says that things are just fine and dandy between the pair. "Reports of a feud are ridiculous," says Abdul. "We are one funny dysfunctional family. There's nothing but love."

Halle Berry Will Pleasure Herself

In an upcoming movie Perfect Stranger, Halle Berry will play a journalist who goes "undercover" on the internet to find the people who murdered her friend. It is rumored that there is a scene in which Berry will mastrubate on screen for "online" co-star Bruce Willis.

Charlie Sheen Answering Machine Transcripts..

transcripts of messages left by Charlie Sheen on Denise Richards' answering machine about a year ago (when Richards was pregnant with daughter Lola) have been released in legal documents..

Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 11:28 a.m.

Yeah, I just got Laura’s letter regarding everything, blah, blah blah, and I can’t get a hold of my lawyer so I thought I would try to call you directly. Um, it’s really f–king sad. It’s just sad and I am really angry and I don’t think it’s f–king fair, and I don’t know what you’re trying to do and I just, um, am so disappointed in you. I’m so disappointed. You’re such a f–king disappointment. You’re such a f–king asshole and if this time you want to f–king deal with each other, you know, you’re saying one thing and then you do the other and it’s just, you know, f–k you.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 12:46 p.m.

I guess I should just get used to the fact that you know you fire off your nonsense and your lawyer bulls–t and your f–king emails, and then you don’t answer the phone and, you know, you don’t have the f–king courage or the wherewithal to, like, confront me or deal with me or just be f–king honest and forthright. And I guess I just gotta stop being disappointed by that because that’s just who you are and what you do, and I guess once I accept that I won’t be frustrated by your chickens–t f–king behavior, so whatever. I’m just really f–king mad and you owe me a phone call. OK. ‘Cause, again, if I did the same s–t to you, you’d be f–king furious. All right, so whatever.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 1 p.m.

Yeah, I just got your other e-mail and I am a little confused because, ah, you told me that was something you only told a couple of people and this and that, and I just — again, you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky and you’re a f–king liar. OK. You’re a f–king liar so you know what it’s like. . . . F–k you. OK, I hope you rot in f–king hell. You’re a piece of s–t of s–t-f–king liar and I hope you f–king rot in hell. So f–k you. I hope I never f–king talk to you again, you f–king c–t. F–k you. You’re a coward and a liar and a f–king n-gger, all right. So f–k you.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005, 4:08 p.m.

Hey, I am going to go home early, so if you wanted to come back early, go ahead. I just hate to leave early and then you come home and then I hear from Laura in a letter that costs me, you know, five grand, that you know I didn’t let you know I was leaving early. So I’m gonna leave early. OK? D–k face. That’s what I’m gonna do. Goodbye.

Tuesday, April 19, 2006, 5:41 p.m.

You know, if you don’t have the balls or the courage to f–king call me back after you do your sniveling f–king bulls–t crap through your f–king sniveling bulls–t lawyer. Two pregnant c–ts like plotting against the rest of us. I just think it’s just f–king low you can’t even, like, return my f–king call. You know, it just says so much about you. It just says so much about who you are and I’m not surprised anymore. OK. So whatever. I hope I never talk to you again. You’re a f–king creep. F–k you.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005, 12:50 p.m.

You need to call me back. OK. I need to figure out when I am gonna see Sam. What’s going on there? You can’t do these things and then hide. OK. So I am going to meet my lawyer today and I’d like to talk to you ahead of time because there’s some things that you did that I need to know about to discuss, so the least you could do is give me the courtesy of a phone call and don’t be a f–king coward a–hole. If I was doing this to you, you’d be livid. OK. So I’m gonna start doing some s–t and you know, have fun getting a hold of me. OK. If this is how you want to play, fine. Call me.

Sambora and Richards Moving On Just Fine...

For those worried about poor Richie Sambora (currently divorcing Heather Locklear) or Denise Richards (divorcing, and filing restraining orders on Charlie Sheen), worry no more. These two have found love again.. with each other. The pair have been seen "kissing passionately" and they do not seem to be trying to keep it a secret. Making this story a little juicier: Locklear and Richards have been good friends.. wonder what happened?

addition: Speaking exclusively with ET, Sheen responds to the photos of Richards and Sambora, saying, "Those two give love a bad name."

Jennifer Love Hewitt Denies Doing Fez

In a recent appearance on Howard Stern Wilmer Valderrama claimed to have boinked Jennifer Love Hewitt giving her an 8 out of 10 rating for her lovemaking. JLH fired back in an interview with CBS saying:

"I was told, like, that we had all these very steamy encounters, and I was like, really! Well, I would have loved to have been there!"

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Hopefully if he did screw any the women he claims, one of the mentioned ladies will come forward and do their own interview, disputing his claim that he has a big wee-wee. I wonder how he would feel about kissing and telling then?

Pike Slams Bronsons' Kissing..

"I'm filming a smaller independent film called Fracture and I have to kiss a fabulous actor called Ryan Gosling. "He's a great kisser - it's so different from my first on-screen kiss with Pierce."

Smart move. I'm sure leading men are going to be lining up at the chance to co-star with a woman who could/would publicly bash their kissing.. or worse.

Whitney Houston Could Lose Child..

After recent photos were published of of Whitneys' "drug den" and sister in law Tina Browns' claim that Houston is a coke addict and sex freak, there is concern for the welfare of Houstons' daughter. Until Child Welfare Services deems the home safe, 13 yr old Bobbi Kristina is staying with Browns brother.

Nicole Richie Wants a New Nose..

Nicole Richie is considering a nose job.. Whos' nose does she want? Richie recently said:

"I'd get a nose done like Kirsty Hume's; she has my kind of nose but smaller. "I see really good nose jobs in LA but it's a big decision."

Streisand and Streep Say No to Will & Grace..

Producers for NBCs' hit show Will & Grace have apparently made repeated attempts to land Barbra Streisand as a guest star. The show, now coming to an end, made one last attempt to snag her for one of the final episodes, but she has declined. Producers wanted to cast Streisand as Karens' sister. After Streisand, Meryl Streep was asked, but she also declined. The part has gone to Bernadette Peters. I can't help but wonder how she feels about being asked third?


Will & Grace will be coming to a close in May of this year, and taping for the final episode begins this week

More The View Speculation...

The NY Post is now reporting that Connie Chung is a possible replacement for Meredith Vierra who will soon be leaving the show. Soledad O'Brien was a another name being thrown around earlier, but it looks like Chung is a more likely candidate. Today Patricia Heaton who was recently mentioned as a replacement began taping a pilot for a new ABC sitcom. Although she could do both shows, speculation is that ABC wants someone with less on their plate.

Marcia Cross' Bridal Registry..

Check it out here:

http://www.gearys.com/Store/BridalRegistryDetail.aspx?RegistryID=63658869&RegistryType=GLB&BrideId=63658869

Michael Douglas Apologizes to "Brangelina"..

Douglas recently sat down with tabloid show Extra! to clear up what he says was a misquote by GQ Magazine. In the article Douglas was quoted as saying in response to the relationship to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

"I don't know about Brad Pitt, leaving that beautiful wife to go hold orphans for Angelina" ..."I mean how long is that going to last"


While being interviewed on Extra! Douglas said

"It was a lengthy article. (It) must have been 20 hours of tape recording, so I asked to hear the tape recording and the reporter said, Well, I turned the tape recorder off.'
I said, 'Well you had it on for the whole time, so I didn't say it.'"

Although he claims to have never said the line in question, he did still write the couple a letter of apology. He says

"I consider him a good friend and she does wonderful work for the United Nations, which is what I'm also involved in.
"There's just a lot of pressure on the print media and they get to kind of exploitative quotes to try to attract people for their circulation, so it was unfortunate."

Pamela Anderson Joins the Pussycat Dolls..

Pamela Anderson entertained audiences at the Pure Nightclub at the Caesars Palace in Las Vegas this weekend when she helped the Pussycat Dolls celebrate the one year anniversary of the Pussycat Lounge at the Caesars Palace Hotel. Other performers that have joined the Pussycat Dolls on stage include Carmen Electra, Christina Applegate and Nicollette Sheridan.

Heather Locklear and David Spade Together?

Still nothing "official" from Spade or Locklear, but reports are still surfacing that these two are together. "They were making out like teenagers," said Us Weekly's Katrina Szish. "They've been friends for a long time but recently it's turned into something a little more."

Gwyneth Paltrow Has Baby Boy...

Reports are circulating that Gwyneth Paltrow had a scheduled C-section over the weekend and that she and Chris Martin are now proud parents of a baby boy. As some may recall, Paltrow recently announced that she would be naming her son Mortimer.

Apple and Mortimer. Thank goodness they'll be wealthy enough to get the therapy they'll need later.

Update: People Magazine reports that the baby has been named Moses. Well.. gee, that's uhh better?

Rosie Wants to Kick Naomi Campbells Ass...

After Campbells recent arrest for assaulting another employee a disgusted Rosie O'Donnell speaks out.

"I just picture this cute little Mexican woman working saying, 'Excuse me Miss Campbell, can I possibly get you...' and Naomi going, 'Get away from me!' Bam, bam, bam,"

"To make matters worse she had that jewel-encrusted cellphone," .... "That's got to score with the diamonds."

"She looks like you could snap her in two but she's a tough-ass, kick-ass woman," .... "I would actually like to fight her. I think for all the people that she's beaten up, I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass."

Ok, who else would totally pay to see this?

LeBlanc Moving On...

In Touch is reporting that Matt LeBlanc has been spotted getting cozy with Joey costar Andrea Anders. It wasn't long ago that the LeBlanc's announced their split, and no the divorce is not yet final. In Touch sources say that it was downfall of the show that drew the costars together.

Big Changes on The View

With the upcoming departure of Meredith Vieira, it appears that The View might be revamping the show. The NY Times is reporting that Patricia Heaton may replace Vierra when she leaves. It seems that Heaton was originally slated for her own show but is now being considered to fill the soon to be open slot.

Not only that, but with Heaton being a Republican, there is no more need for Republican Hassleback. Rumors are that she may get the boot and be replaced by Marianela Pereyra. You might recognize Pereyra from Fuse TV where she is a veejay.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

Calista Flockhart Admits to Eating Problem

What I'm going to say may come as a huge shock to you (if you've never seen Calista Flockhart before). In a recent interview with The Mirror, Flockhart said :

I was working 15-hour days on the set and then I was dealing with the end of the show, which was basically my life.

"I started under-eating, over-exercising, pushing myself too hard and brutalising my immune system. I guess I just didn't find the time to eat. I am much more healthy these days."

This comes after years of denial. Many might remember an incident during Ally McBeals' run when Flockhart collapsed on set.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/showbiz/tm_objectid=16914957&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=calista-flockhart-exclusive--i-did-have-an-eating-problem-name_page.html